Skiing with rifles

Need to get this one down for posterity . . . So we were at church for cub scout recognition (so a church we don't usually attend) and Children's time comes around.  So Jack goes up front.  This is during the Sochi games so the pastor asks all of the kids to tell him their favorite event.  Jack chimes in, "Oh, I like the one where they have skiing with rifles."  Praise the Lord!